ALRIGHT… here they are in no particular order.

ifyouckb — Kendall. Bostonian with a great sense of humor. Also, she likes sexy ladies and weed.

ohkiefer — Kiefer. My oldest friend and probably the funniest guy I know.

buryme-marryme — Victor. My blood brother. Also, the toughest mother fucker I’ve ever met… Five-finger death-punching cancer in the face on the REG.

mmmmilk — Sable. Sweetest lady on tumblr. Kind and generous. Also, MILF (to be).

alanaparrannnah — Alana. My best friend, my better half, my rock, and now my personal assistant. She likes looking at ladies more than you I bet.

dreamingbutnotsleeping — Kyra. A true gem of a young lady just looking for peace, love and understanding.

kirstenparke — Kirsten. Words cannot express how badass this chick is. She stumbled into my life less than two weeks ago and I couldn’t be happier about it. Chicago socialite. Dubstep elitist. Photographer extraordinaire. You’d be lucky to know her.

Yeah I know its more than 5 but I don’t play by the rules ANON. However, enjoy… and give all these crazy guys and gals a follow.

Go ahead and do it… Treat yourself.